Ty Webb: Let me tell you a little story? I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out... You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean... You know who that guy was Danny?
Danny Noonan: No.
Ty Webb: Take one good guess.
Danny Noonan: Bob Hope?
Ty Webb: Ha ha... No, that guy was Mitch Comstein, my roommate. He was a good guy.

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"Last time i saw a face like that it had a hook in it"

Chinch Bugs...Manganeze ...Nitrogen...

She's been plucked more times than the "Rose de Troille"..I'm told

Oh ....Tanks fer Nuttin

Annikan, It was "she's been plucked more times than the rose of Tralee"!

Thanks...been lookin for the spelling...Is the Saints logo the "rose of tralee"???

Which "saint's"?

New Orleans Saints...NFL Football Team....The logo on the Helmet?


Manzella would know ...I'd bet the Ranch....

"Hey, that's only fifty cents!"
"Yeah, Lou's been loosing at the track, he raised the price"
"Well, I ain't paying no fitty cent, for no coke!"
"Well, then you aint getting no coke.....no what I mean?"

"Spalding, get dressed you're playing golf today."
"No I'm not Grandpa, I'm playing tennis"
"You're playing golf and you'll like it!"

"Biggest car on fifth avenue I'm told"

"I'll give you asthma!"

"Weeeeeeeee!"
"That's a peach, hun"
"Ohhhh Dolly, I'm hot today!"

"Ya now, I've often thought about entering the priesthood"
"oh, are you Roman Catholic......I'm sorry, but you can't come"

"It's no big deal"

"I planned on going to Law School, but it looks like I won't have enough money"
"Well, the world needs ditch diggers too!"

How could I forget!!!

"You're wearing green.....You're trying to hide from me"

"C'mon, bark like a dog for me"

I think that's a fleur de lis (spelling?). I thought the Rose of Tralee was just a song...:???: