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geoffb 12-07-2005 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rchang72
Down & out is a good thing

LOL :p I love that one.

Here's some:
  • While cleaning the pool with the leaf scoop you concentrate on keeping your flying wedges intact and the sensation of your #3pp as you drag it through the water.
  • Whilst playing tennis, you keep your racquet inline with your forearm and with a frozen bent wrist you strike the tennis ball on the inside-top quadrant without quitting.
  • You also apply TGM to your cricket strokes.
  • Your girlfriend doesn't even react anymore when she see's you tracing tiles, fanning or doing any other Yoda prescribed drill.

Jim.Cook 12-07-2005 08:03 AM

My wife still allows the dowels next to my seat at the kitchen table.

The dowels are the only things in the house that never need dusting, because they get so much use.

powerdraw 12-07-2005 08:41 AM

your break your right wrist, and insist the doctor makes your cast 'bent back - not cocked'...

powerdraw 12-07-2005 08:42 AM

you've ordered your impact bag, and it seems lost in the mail...you start looking at the cat funny.

EdZ 12-07-2005 10:36 AM

Thanks to a late fall in VA, you once again notice that a leaf blower and a pile of leaves are a great way to learn 'lag pressure' by creating a 'wall of force' to move the leaves off the yard. You've got to 'sustain the lag' ;)

birdie_man 12-07-2005 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bagger Lance
You trace plane lines on the tiles of the shower.

Done it! Many times!

Trace a Straight Plane Line with the shampoo bottle....!

;)

Trig 12-07-2005 11:32 AM

Guilty as charged!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoda

-- You have your LBG member name embroidered on your golf bag.

:D :D :D :D

cometgolfer 12-07-2005 01:03 PM

When you carry your hinge mockup in your golf bag just in case one of your "non-TGMer" buddies needs a quick lesson on proper hinging.

dcg1952 12-07-2005 05:03 PM

--Even if you are walking with your wife/girlfriend you continue to check-out attractive women that walk near you because the mantra " look, Look,LOOK " keeps playing in your brain

--While sitting at the dinner table at a huge family gathering you start practicing right forearm pickup with extensor action......and suddenly realize you have covered your mother-in-law with the mashed potatoes

12 piece bucket 12-07-2005 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EdZ
Thanks to a late fall in VA, you once again notice that a leaf blower and a pile of leaves are a great way to learn 'lag pressure' by creating a 'wall of force' to move the leaves off the yard. You've got to 'sustain the lag' ;)

Edz! Come on man! Rake those leaves! Get your right forearm on plane with that rake and drag it!


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