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annikan skywalker 01-27-2006 11:58 AM

The Swinger is :cool: ..the "real ladies man"....all the chicks at the tournament are folllowing him arond to give him their phone # to play a-round that night...


The Hitter always looks :mad: especially around swingers so he usually feels llike he needs to punch something or someone.....

YodasLuke 01-27-2006 12:00 PM

blue collar comedy
 
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Originally Posted by 12 piece bucket
Swingers - white table cloth . . . pass the salt please . . . fork in hand . . . mouth closed . . . napkin in lap . . . candle light . . . mood music . . . quiet conversation.

Hitter - brown sack . . . hot sauce . . . cork on end of fork to avoid injury . . . wet nap scratch that shower . . . sun light . . . shew fly . . . sharin' with the dawg . . . instutin' the liberal 5 second rule . . . hollerin' MORE TATERS!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Probably THE best description of hitters versus swingers ever put in print!

I can get you in touch with Jeff Foxworthy. You can help him update his material.

12 piece bucket 01-27-2006 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by YodasLuke
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Probably THE best description of hitters versus swingers ever put in print!

I can get you in touch with Jeff Foxworthy. You can help him update his material.

Foxworthy ain't got squat on Ron K. White. That is one funny dude!

annikan skywalker 01-27-2006 02:14 PM

When you're right....you're right.....


White is funny as hell....

YodasLuke 01-27-2006 02:36 PM

Ron White
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 12 piece bucket
Foxworthy ain't got squat on Ron K. White. That is one funny dude!

Ron plays at my friends club here in Atlanta. It's a first class club, it's new with about 100 members. I'll get him to sign a hat for the Bucket. ;)

12 piece bucket 01-27-2006 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by YodasLuke
Ron plays at my friends club here in Atlanta. It's a first class club, it's new with about 100 members. I'll get him to sign a hat for the Bucket. ;)

SWEET!!!!!!

Trig 01-27-2006 06:18 PM

The hitter's platform?
 
Do hitters drive off of their big fat bellies? Or is it the right shoulder? I always forget....sorry. ;)

annikan skywalker 01-27-2006 10:18 PM

Do hitters show "crack" at impact with their waist bend just like they do when they bend over to pick the ball out of the hole?;) ...

bray 01-27-2006 10:58 PM

Hitter's deliver a right hand punch while swingers crack the whip......you swingers need to try some real hand to hand combat.

Hitter's think more in straight line....a straight line punch delivered into impact.....Swinger's think more in circle's, more rotation.....

Boxer's Punch:D ....Figure Skater's Spin.

Yodasluke aka Ali
B-Ray aka Frazier

Ding Ding Ding

Sorting Through the Hitter's Passages of the Yellow Book.

B-Ray

12 piece bucket 01-27-2006 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by annikan skywalker
Do hitters show "crack" at impact with their waist bend just like they do when they bend over to pick the ball out of the hole?;) ...

I know I do have the plumber's crack thing going! But . . .

We all know the other thing plumbers LOVE to do . . .


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