"Hey Judge you scratched my boat"

efnef..Thanks...fleur de lis..got it!!!

"Your Honour,Your Honour.hmphhhh"

Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

Oh, it looks good on you though.

Danny: Ty if I don't get into college I'll have to work in the lumbar yard.
Ty: Working in a lumbar yard is not so bad, I own a couple of them.

Ty then hits a shot blind-folded over water onto the green and lets Danny try. Danny hits it into the water.

Danny: Where'd it go?
Ty: Right in the old lumbar yard.


Ty: Do you use drugs Danny?
Danny: Everday
Ty: Then whats the problem?

Al Czervick: I tell ya, this is the worst food I've ever eaten. Why, the steak still has marks where the jockey was whipping it.

"Somebody step on a duck?!

gambling is illegal at bushwood...and i never slice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Top Notch!

The world needs ditch diggers too.

How 'bout a Fresca?

How do you measure yourself against other golfers? By height.

This is my buddy Wang...no offense.

That's a Peach hun.

mmmmiss it...mmmmmmiss it

I think that's good luck. Where, in Haiti?

Ooh ooh, my arm it's broke.