The Masters
 

I may be one of the only guys in history that has the ability to go each and every day to The Masters, but has never been. I can show my PGA membership card and get in the gate, but I won't go.

There's something about being invited to the best buffet in the world (The Masters) and not being allowed to eat (take a divot). Once I play Augusta National, I'll go watch.

There's another benefit to not attending. Sunday afternoon, there's nobody on any of the golf courses. You can play as much as you'd like. You can record The Masters and watch it when it's dark, as long as you can keep everyone at the course from telling you who won. :)

Meijers grocery store has it around here (they're a good Michigan based chain), or most good butcher shops....it's got a bite, so you may want to buffer the first taste w/ a cracker. Although by the sounds of "livermush" I'm sure you'll be fine.

I'll do the PB and 'nanner thing for breakfast sometime this week :)

Yes we have no 'nanners.
 

Cool! I'll check it out! Fat people love reconstuted meat products particularly if preserved in some chemical embalming type solution. I'm all over it!

FYI we're friends here so you can eat your 'nanner samich for breakfast, but this is typically a lunch item or afternoon snack type thing. Best if toated in a paper sack or Spiderman lunch box.

I'll report back on the pickled baloney (assuming I can find it here in NC). Let me know about your "first time" with the 'nanner samich.

Spiderman lunch box...not sure I still got that one, but I may be able to find one of my others maybe GI Joe or the Duke boys;)

I'll let you know about the PB&N. Just to be clear...do I just mash it all up together, or is there a technique?

No no no. Just bread loaded with PB then 'nanner slices. . . mayo optional. Sounds nasty with mayo but it's gooooood.

I beg to differ, sir. Mash the nanners up in the pb until you have a proper goo. Spread on buttered toast (Texas Toast is best) for proper sammich and insert in face. Thankyewverymuch!

Martha Stewart's Masters Cookbook -- Not!
 

All I can say is that it is a good thing none of you guys will ever win The Masters.

'Cuz...

The Champion's Dinner -- or breakfast or lunch or whatever -- is just not ready for this!

not just for lunch anymore...
 

Dude, you gotta try it for breakfast w/ a cup of joe. I mean it would be great at lunch, too, but this is a perfect post-run, on the way to work breakfast :-D

Nice work! Welcome the dirty dirty as in South! This is a proud day! I'm gettin' weepy! To take it to the next level add mayo and wash'er down with Grap Sodee (Grape Soda) instead of that Java stuff.

I couple of comments . . . is that a Social Security Card in the background? You ain't in a sleeper cell are you? And you look like you have bionic thumb! Are you the 6 Million Dollar man Steve Austin???

Congrats on your "first time!" So proud . . .

you freaked me out! Our baby's new SS card was sitting on the counter just out of the photo...I thought I accidentally posted his SSN on the web for all to see and borrow. Identity theft at 1.5 months :eek:

We don't have soda here, but I'll see if I can find some grape pop ;-)


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