THE question....
 

....tomato or vinegar sauce?

Wha'chu Talkin' bout Willis?
 

I oughta slap you . . . vinegar!!! I live in Lexington, NC. We got 19,000 mo-rons livin' here. And we got 19 BBQ joints. Mader is for Mader Samiches and pizza.

And make sure that nobody ask about PIG vs. COW. That's a good way to catch a bunker buster.

all right, all right...
 

...just wanted to make sure we were on the same page here:-)

I seen where you wuz from. . . Didn't want to revoke your pass.

Glad you ain't one of THEM.

Proceed.

Where's the beef???
 

Ahem, . . . Howdy pardnuh . . . I'm originally from Denton, Texas, and we believe that variety is the spice of life. Uh, Mooooo, that is. . . :D

wellll, i reckin if'n ya t'aint got nuttin else to cook, it beats starvin...

Steers and . . .
 

Que is for pig and bird. They must have a lot of babies eatin' paint chips down in Texas. Done kilt your brain cell. If it moo's you lose.

Well... like they says, Never argue with a pig...:p

oh u kin ARGUE wit 'em...ya jussin don wanna go WRASSLIN wit 'em!...les o'course ya plan to et 'em!

Bucket, you ever eat at Wilbur's in Goldsboro? Easternmost joint that can compete with stuff in Lexington...