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Caddyshack quotes...
I make a motion ...to have a poll on the all-time YOUR greatest quotes from the movie "caddyshack"...In my book you're not a real golfer until you can quote the movie.....Bucket...6B...Philly... EC..Lagster...Yoda....Come on now !!!!
12TH SON OF THE LAMA... I need some help here for YOUR all time favorites |
Your quote above is great, but I gotta add the finish to that one...
"...So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." |
finish? Let me start it:
http://www.greenapple.com/~andyshupe...dalai_lama.mov So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. And, another fave: This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. Here, I've got pounds of this. Not so much the quote but the look on his face. |
I always a watned to be golf club!!!
What's hat sign say...No barefeet... What's THAT sign say...No fighting.... You owe me one gumball machine... |
“I like you, Betty.”
“You're a little monkey woman. You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between either...” “Big hitter, the Lama. Long!” “So I've got that going for me... which is nice.” “How do you measure yourself with other golfers? By height.” “Don't sell yourself short, Judge. You're a tremendous slouch.” “It looks good on you, though.” “You must have been something before electricity.” “You want to tie me up with some of your ties...Ty?” “…He was night-putting. Just putting at night...” “Your uncle molests collies.” “Will you come and loofah my stretch marks?” “…He's a Cinderella boy. Tears in his eyes, I guess, as he lines up this last shot. He's got about 200 yards left, and...looks like he's got an eight iron.This crowd has gone deadly silent. Cinderella story. Out of nowhere. A former greenskeeper now about to become the Master's champion. It's in the hole!” “I don't think the heavy stuff will come down for a while.” “How about a Fresca?” “I thought you'd be the man to beat this year. Guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself.” “I don't play golf for money... against people.” “People don't say that about you,as far as you know.” “This is a hybrid. This is a cross of bluegrass... ...Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bench... ...and northern California sinsemilla. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 18 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned at night on this stuff.” “Do you have a pool? A pool and a pond. A pond would be good for you.” “Keep it fair, keep it fair.” “Don't worry. It's good luck…In Haiti!” “See your future. Be...be your future.” “Hey, everybody! We're all going to get laid!” |
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No I just said that tonight. footnote: In Reel Life: Carl tells a caddie that he once carried clubs for the Dalai Lama in Tibet. "So I jump ship in Hong Kong ... In Real Life: The Dalai Lama's not a golfer. But when the Tibetan leader visited the United States last year, Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura asked him if he'd ever seen "Caddyshack." He told Ventura he hadn't seen the movie. But, Ventura said, "Before he [the Dalai Lama] left, he looked at me and said, 'Gunga, gunga la-gunga'." |
A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.
He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife. I have to laugh, because I've outsmarted even myself. My enemy, my foe, is an animal. In order to conquer the animal, I have to learn to think like an animal. And, whenever possible, to look like one. I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit. |
I know this might be bad but I didn't really like caddyshack.
The only line I can remember was "be the ball danny"...lol |
"Me winning isn't...you do!"
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Fifty bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose.
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Ty Webb: Let me tell you a little story? I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out... You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean... You know who that guy was Danny?
Danny Noonan: No. Ty Webb: Take one good guess. Danny Noonan: Bob Hope? Ty Webb: Ha ha... No, that guy was Mitch Comstein, my roommate. He was a good guy. Have a laugh Enjoy!! http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0080487/quotes |
"Last time i saw a face like that it had a hook in it"
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Chinch Bugs...Manganeze ...Nitrogen...
She's been plucked more times than the "Rose de Troille"..I'm told Oh ....Tanks fer Nuttin |
Annikan, It was "she's been plucked more times than the rose of Tralee"!
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Thanks...been lookin for the spelling...Is the Saints logo the "rose of tralee"???
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Which "saint's"?
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New Orleans Saints...NFL Football Team....The logo on the Helmet?
Manzella would know ...I'd bet the Ranch.... |
"Hey, that's only fifty cents!"
"Yeah, Lou's been loosing at the track, he raised the price" "Well, I ain't paying no fitty cent, for no coke!" "Well, then you aint getting no coke.....no what I mean?" "Spalding, get dressed you're playing golf today." "No I'm not Grandpa, I'm playing tennis" "You're playing golf and you'll like it!" "Biggest car on fifth avenue I'm told" "I'll give you asthma!" "Weeeeeeeee!" "That's a peach, hun" "Ohhhh Dolly, I'm hot today!" "Ya now, I've often thought about entering the priesthood" "oh, are you Roman Catholic......I'm sorry, but you can't come" "It's no big deal" "I planned on going to Law School, but it looks like I won't have enough money" "Well, the world needs ditch diggers too!" |
How could I forget!!!
"You're wearing green.....You're trying to hide from me" "C'mon, bark like a dog for me" |
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"Hey Judge you scratched my boat"
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efnef..Thanks...fleur de lis..got it!!!
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"Your Honour,Your Honour.hmphhhh"
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Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
Oh, it looks good on you though. |
Danny: Ty if I don't get into college I'll have to work in the lumbar yard.
Ty: Working in a lumbar yard is not so bad, I own a couple of them. Ty then hits a shot blind-folded over water onto the green and lets Danny try. Danny hits it into the water. Danny: Where'd it go? Ty: Right in the old lumbar yard. Ty: Do you use drugs Danny? Danny: Everday Ty: Then whats the problem? Al Czervick: I tell ya, this is the worst food I've ever eaten. Why, the steak still has marks where the jockey was whipping it. |
"Somebody step on a duck?!
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Top Notch!
The world needs ditch diggers too. How 'bout a Fresca? How do you measure yourself against other golfers? By height. This is my buddy Wang...no offense. That's a Peach hun. mmmmiss it...mmmmmmiss it I think that's good luck. Where, in Haiti? Ooh ooh, my arm it's broke. |
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