PSheehan: Your answer sir. Others please read and be forewarned.
 

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Originally Posted by psheehan
I guess I'd like to start things off with a question..... what the hell is dookey toofus???????


The dookey toofus is an serious problem with tooth enamel decay and discoloration due to irresponsible or a lack of oral hygene. The "dookey toofus" is of course a term in the professional cosmetic dental lexicon. I would not expect most neophites to be familar with the term.

Dookey Toofus is a very prominent problem among individuals possessing a significant amount of "mulletude." The condition is very visible with the Trash Mullet, Camero Mullet, or Mini-Truck Mullet. Research has not shown a connection between those with whore house cuts (business in the front - party in the back) or Kentucky Waterfall billowing plumage. Specimines can typically be found at Wallmarts, Tractor Pulls, Monster Truck Rallies, Porn Shops, and Bail Bond Finance.



The above is a prime example of one with serious mulletude as well as dookey toofus. Coincidence may be, may be not? However, please be warned approaching a Trash, Camero, or Mini-Truck Mullet is NOT ADVISED particularly if the individual is under the influence of a foreign substance or in his native environment.

For those wondering . . .
 

The answer is yes . . . I am related to that individual. In some distant way. Very very very far removed. It is complicated and would require the square-root button on your calculator to explain properly.

12 Piece Bucket ...are you full of original recipe or sh*t ...we know that mug is a "mugshot of you being incarcerated at the local sherrifs office"....mullet and all....;)

Mr. Skywalker
 

Our relationship has just reached a new low point (and not as in Downward Force). I trusted you with that little secret and now you have placed it on public display.

May you die a thousand painful deaths.

Finished.

Bucket.

The real secret is knowing there are no secrets...just a matter of time before the light shines on the darkness....I know we haven't reached the End of our relationship...but merely the Top...because so far it's been a "Hit"....here's to Following Through to the Future..until we "swivel" toward the Finish Line......:p

That's one finish line I don't want to arrive at too soon!

Colonel
Thank you for that very colorful explanation.... It helps me understand you and the subjects we may discuss better... I think anyway, but anyway it is pretty funny. I had gathered toofus was referring to teeth but I was stuck on the dookey part, since in the army 'dookey' was located in another part of the anatomy....

Code Cracked.
 

Yes. Sir you have properly interpreted the "dookey" part of the referenced term. The "dookey" you are familiar with via the military (thank you by the way) is brown correct? Individuals with the "dookey" toofus . . . have "dookey" brown toofus. Doo Doo mouth.