The Golfing Machine, The Walking Machine and the Mo-ron.
 

Ok boys. Stay with me on this.

I pose to y'all a question . . .

What is WALKING? or What causes WALKING?

When you don't hit it past the forward tees..then we all know what that walk involves.......;)

Dinkout!

Tee. Hee. HEE!!

"You put one foot in front of the other ... and soon you'll be walking 'cross the floor-or-or ...":)

A Walking Machine and A Golfing Machine
 

More to come on this . . .


WALKING MACHINE


GOLFING MACHINE

I can already tell this is gonna be good (CG rubs his hands together in anticipation)! :)

Comet

Fearfully and Wonderfully Made
 

Ah . . . The Human Machine blessed with truly amazing complexity involved to make exponential computations that would explode a super-computer by just walking across an everyday beach . . . or fairway . . . or even to retrieve another barley soda.

Witness its splendor and glory . . .



I posed a question to y'all: WHAT IS WALKING?

Boosted a few things from the internet on Walking Simulation:

Passive-dynamics presupposes that the motion we understand as walking may in fact largely be the natural dynamical consequence of the mass properties of the human body. That is, people may mostly let their legs swing as they would on their own, then add a little control and power, yielding a gait with inherently low energetic and control demands.

Human walking can be approximated as a mechanical process governed by Newton's laws of motion and not controlled.

Some Results in Passive-Dynamic Walking (Garcia, Ruina & Coleman)

Look at how this fine human specimine above is built in comparison to the "Walking Machine" in the previous post. Look how the Mass is arranged. The majority of the Mass is in the big mellon head plus about 250 lbs of serious Camero Mullet, back hair and the trunk. The majority of the mass is dristributed atop to legs that are relatively less massive.

So I pose the question again . . . WHAT IS WALKING?

Walking is a method of moving the feet in a pendulous motion. The trunk shifts the hips and the quads flex the knee to the point that the foot is lifted off the ground and the leg can swing forward. Once the foot strikes the ground in a heel-to-toe motion, it creates traction allowing the weight to shift forward and repeat the process.

It's amazing how hard it is to describe something we do all the time unconciously. Since this is a TGM site, it seems you want to draw the parallels from golfing machine the a walking machine?

Rats Scurrying
 

Ah the Devilish Mr. RChang72,

I trust that you are doing well. Feel free to embark upon any chiding that you may wish regarding the victorious Goober Squad over my young impressionable friends from just up the road. Quite frankly I was disappointed that you didn't drop the blade upon my neck after being taken to task by Bucket in the fortnight leading up to the contest. Have you fallen ill? I imagine that you will have your Rat Face on in the next get together?

It is to my chagrin that I must admit that you have certainly received an excellent education at the University of New Jersey at Durham. Would you like to summarily postulate a connection of the dots?

I have some theories upon our beloved Golfing Machine and human locomtion but I would certainly be delighted to hear your presupposition upon the subject at hand.

To ponder . . . what do you think the impetus to be in walking?

Very well then.

Good day sir.

Bucket

Suggestion
 

12-Piece,

May I suggest a warning be placed on your forum that food not be consumed while reading your posts. I almost choked on dinner while reading about the "Camaro Mullet".

CG