Caddyshack quotes...

[annikan skywalker]

I always a watned to be golf club!!!


What's hat sign say...No barefeet...

What's THAT sign say...No fighting....

You owe me one gumball machine...

[brianmanzella]

“I like you, Betty.”

“You're a little monkey woman.
You're lean and you're mean and you're not
too far between either...”

“Big hitter, the Lama. Long!”

“So I've got that going for me...
which is nice.”

“How do you measure yourself
with other golfers? By height.”

“Don't sell yourself short, Judge.
You're a tremendous slouch.”

“It looks good on you, though.”

“You must have been something
before electricity.”

“You want to tie me up
with some of your ties...Ty?”

“…He was night-putting.
Just putting at night...”

“Your uncle molests collies.”

“Will you come and loofah
my stretch marks?”

“…He's a Cinderella boy. Tears in his eyes, I guess,
as he lines up this last shot. He's got about 200 yards left, and...looks like he's got an eight iron.This crowd has gone deadly silent. Cinderella story. Out of nowhere. A former greenskeeper now about
to become the Master's champion.

It's in the hole!”

“I don't think the heavy stuff
will come down for a while.”

“How about a Fresca?”

“I thought you'd be the man to beat this year.

Guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself.”

“I don't play golf for money...
against people.”

“People don't say that about you,as far as you know.”

“This is a hybrid.
This is a cross of bluegrass...

...Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bench...

...and northern California sinsemilla.

The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 18 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned at night on this stuff.”

“Do you have a pool?

A pool and a pond.
A pond would be good for you.”

“Keep it fair, keep it fair.”

“Don't worry. It's good luck…In Haiti!”

“See your future. Be...be your future.”

“Hey, everybody!
We're all going to get laid!”

[6bmike]

We've been googled.


No I just said that tonight.


footnote:

In Reel Life: Carl tells a caddie that he once carried clubs for the Dalai Lama in Tibet. "So I jump ship in Hong Kong ...


In Real Life: The Dalai Lama's not a golfer. But when the Tibetan leader visited the United States last year, Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura asked him if he'd ever seen "Caddyshack." He told Ventura he hadn't seen the movie. But, Ventura said, "Before he [the Dalai Lama] left, he looked at me and said, 'Gunga, gunga la-gunga'."

[Mathew]

I know this might be bad but I didn't really like caddyshack.

The only line I can remember was "be the ball danny"...lol

[Clay Huestis]

"Me winning isn't...you do!"

[efnef]

Fifty bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose.

[mb6606]

Ty Webb: Let me tell you a little story? I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out... You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean... You know who that guy was Danny?
Danny Noonan: No.
Ty Webb: Take one good guess.
Danny Noonan: Bob Hope?
Ty Webb: Ha ha... No, that guy was Mitch Comstein, my roommate. He was a good guy.

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[bambam]

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife.

I have to laugh, because I've outsmarted even myself. My enemy, my foe, is an animal. In order to conquer the animal, I have to learn to think like an animal. And, whenever possible, to look like one. I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.