You know you are a machine head when:

[Yoda]

You know you are a machine head when:

-- You see nothing abnormal about having a mop outside your patio door and a tire, an impact bag, a sand iron and a weighted club at your garage door.

-- You can't pass the mop aisle at Kroger without testing the new models.

-- You have totally lost the ability to discriminate between people 'listening' and people 'staring'.

-- You wonder what Homer meant by the word 'is'.

-- You have your LBG member name embroidered on your golf bag.

[kmmcnabb]

I recognize many but love

You have totally lost the ability to discriminate between people 'listening' and people 'staring'.


I don't give "golf advice" but when pressured, will respond with advice from the "yellow book". I think I can even italizize my voice now.

How about:

-You give all your golfing buddies a copy of TGM for Christmas, no matter how many you have given in past Christmas's. (Really, one friend has 3 copies, all from me on X-mas).....You can't get through to some folks.

[drewitgolf]

You guys are killing me. I can't stop laughing. And I (or a least my wife) thought I was crazy; you guys make me feel normal!

A toast to the rise of "The Machine Heads" .

[Martee]

you have dowel rods in every room of the house, including the bathroom....

[12 piece bucket]

you have dowel rods in every room of the house, including the bathroom....

Hmmm . . . rods bathroom . . . the hell with it. Too easy.

[comdpa]

You think nothing of walking with a bent right wrist all the day long...in fact, try as hard as you might to straighten it, you can't, for it has been frozen bent!

[Bagger Lance]

You steer your car with a flat left/bent right wrist

The Home Depot Manager orders more dowels because the stock is slightly warped

You have a putter, club, and dowels in your office and routinely practice your alignments in the hallway.

The yellow book is laying on top of your Bible on the nightstand.

You stand outside at 1AM in freezing rain testing the latest epiphany learned from the forum.

You trace plane lines on the tiles of the shower.

[Trig]

-- You have your LBG member name embroidered on your golf bag.

[cometgolfer]

When you carry your hinge mockup in your golf bag just in case one of your "non-TGMer" buddies needs a quick lesson on proper hinging.

[dcg1952]

--Even if you are walking with your wife/girlfriend you continue to check-out attractive women that walk near you because the mantra " look, Look,LOOK " keeps playing in your brain

--While sitting at the dinner table at a huge family gathering you start practicing right forearm pickup with extensor action......and suddenly realize you have covered your mother-in-law with the mashed potatoes