LBG Homecoming Classic

[Yoda]

Well it is beginning to sound like a large Georgia contingent is planning on being there. In that case, count me in! Someone will have to bunk with the
golfgnome, to bad bucket. I attended the Hombre school last year as a silent observer, Thank you Adam Brack and Billy McDonald.

I remember very vividly when Yoda came out of retirement. He was described as "probably" the most knowledgeable person of TGM. After just a few minutes of listening to Yoda, I told my business partner to remove the "probably".

Yoda, start working on that schedule, Pinehurst here we come.

Welcome aboard, Chris Asbell, 1999 Georgia PGA Teacher of the Year!

Chris, we have this situation that requires special handling. And we may want to assign you to the case. You see, there's this guy we know as Bucket . . .



. . . who daily paints the picture of the 'hey rube' -- interspersed with flashes of inspired brilliance -- but who we know, in truth, is one of the most knowledgeable Golf Stroke Mechanics on the planet. Though he teaches every day on LBG, he doesn't see himself as an Instructor. And yet he is, though he has not yet specifically applied his skills to individuals on the Lesson Tee.

Now, if he could tag along with you for a couple of days and watch you teach and work your magic . . .

Who knows what could happen!

[YodasLuke]

Too easy . . .

Bucket,

My wife insists that she drop you a little note, as I've been spending a little bit too much time online:

Dear Mr. Bucket,

Your room has been infiltrated and there's a new sheriff in town. I'm Ted's wife, his 384 lb., 4 foot 11 inch wife from South Georgia. Due to Ted's excessive use of the internet he has been put in time-out until further notice. I'm concerned that he is not developing healthy friendships in the 'real' world and relies on his internet friends to meet his emotional needs.

If you have a problem with him being in time-out, we'll meet behind the KFC and I'll dot your eye or droop your lip.

Sincerely,
Wendy Sue

[Yoda]

Posts merged into this thread in chronological order. Does posting in this thread make me eligible for the reunion?

Pul-ease, Ben. You're in!

[Mike O]

First, Is it safe to have this many TGM wackos in one location?

Second, Not sure of the exact numbers but this will be the first golf school to have a 7 to 1 teacher to student ratio!

[Yoda]

First, is it safe to have this many TGM wackos in one location?

Second, Not sure of the exact numbers but this will be the first golf school to have a 7 to 1 teacher to student ratio!

First, lest we forget: There is safety in numbers (I think).



Second, based on the number of messages in my PM box, the 7:1 won't last long!

Remember, we haven't even posted the 'details' yet!

[Daryl]

First, Is it safe to have this many TGM wackos in one location?

Second, Not sure of the exact numbers but this will be the first golf school to have a 7 to 1 teacher to student ratio!

Am I the only Teacher?

[12 piece bucket]

Bucket,

My wife insists that she drop you a little note, as I've been spending a little bit too much time online:

Dear Mr. Bucket,

Your room has been infiltrated and there's a new sheriff in town. I'm Ted's wife, his 384 lb., 4 foot 11 inch wife from South Georgia. Due to Ted's excessive use of the internet he has been put in time-out until further notice. I'm concerned that he is not developing healthy friendships in the 'real' world and relies on his internet friends to meet his emotional needs.

If you have a problem with him being in time-out, we'll meet behind the KFC and I'll dot your eye or droop your lip.

Sincerely,
Wendy Sue

384 huh? Did she go on atkins? Glad she's dropped a few lbs. Ted . . . you have "emotional needs" . . . what the hell is that all about?

[Daryl]

384 huh? Did she go on atkins? Glad she's dropped a few lbs. Ted . . . you have "emotional needs" . . . what the hell is that all about?

He's still recovering from the hernia operation thing. Don't hurt his feelings too.

[12 piece bucket]

Mike O makes an appearance (we can let him slide on the reunion!)

Oh yeah, and Mike.....

Leave the lotion home - no need for it - 12 piece lives down there.

YEAH! Take that, and that. Uppercut, left left, right hook.....

If that whackjob Mike O is making the trek across country . . . I'd suggest EVERYBODY BUY STOCK IN VASOLINE INTENSIVE CARE, PEANUT BUTTER, & OXYCLEAN . . . UNLOAD ANY PORK BELLY FUTURES AND SHEEP AND GOAT FUTURES if there is such a thing.

Sheep fear Mike O.

[12 piece bucket]

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