[Yoda]

Need . . . some . . . koolaid . . . fast

My Axis Tilt is lost. Have you seen her? Tell me have you seen her? Why oh why did she go!!! Did she go away hey hey?

Dr. Ruth,

Dive Dive!!! I'm too erect! Tell me how do get my Tilt on??? I've been thinking that maybe I should "backdatassup" into the ball? What do you think . . .

Please validate my feelin'z . . . I'm trying to feel like I keep my noggin in place and back into the ball with my butt. Zoinks!!!!!

Do you have any ideas on how I can get my tilt back?

She's GOOOOOONE!!!!! Ohhhh I!!!! I'm gonna miss'er today!!!

Baby come BACK!!!! Any kinda fool could, see . . .I was wrong!! and I can't get DOWN without you!

LuvLess in NawfKakka


BucketLuv.

Colonel,

Dr. Ruth has left the building, but Dr. Yoda is on call.

My prescription: Take two Start Down Waggles and call me in the morning. On second thought, given the severity of your condition, make that two hundred!

From the Top, keeping your Head stationary, drag the butt end of the Club Down Plane directly toward the Plane Line. Simultaneously apply Extensor Action against the #1 Pressure Point -- where the heel of the right hand presses against the left hand thumb -- and feel the stretch from Hip to Hand. Keep all motion parallel to the Delivery Line.

If the condition persists, I recommend you schedule an office visit with your resident Swing Doctor, Eddie Cox. He is Board Certified in Axis Tiltology and can be relied upon to produce the results you seek.