[6bmike]

You know you are a machine head when:

1-You trace the lines on the carpet with your number three pressure point.
2-You canceled your golf magazines subscriptions.
3-You enter used book stores looking for old editions of the yellow book.
4-Homer means Kelly, not Simpson.
5-Yoda- That's the Golfing Machine guy, right?
6-Mopping floors is fun and a golf lesson, too.
7-You remind your daughter to drive load her pp3 while she is doing penmanship homework.
8-During a Little League game, you yell to your son to use a forearm trace and cross line drive load into anything over the plate. And he understands.
9- You wake up in the middle of the night hearing Lynn yell, "Rhythm is Roll."
10-You convinced yourself that your Aunt looks like Diane
11-Everything in your house is set on the elbow plane.
12-You want to paint your car Yellow and Green.
13-You think of all the neat physic projects you gone have done in High School.
14- You now dance like 9-1-2 through 9-1-12.
15-Your constant Bent Right Wrist gets you a smile from the delivery guy.
16- You do the sign of the cross with the Three Imperatives as a pre-shot routine and so does your Pastor.
18- You regularly dust the empty space you left in the bookcase for the 7th edition.
17- and the number one way you know you are a Golfing Machine addict:

You Capitalize, per 1-H, Key words in the Middle of EVERY Sentence you Write.

Happy Holidays 'chiners. Hope ya can add to this list.

6b