PSheenan: Your answer sir. Others please read and be forewarned.

[12 piece bucket]

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Originally Posted by psheehan
I guess I'd like to start things off with a question..... what the hell is dookey toofus???????


The dookey toofus is an serious problem with tooth enamel decay and discoloration due to irresponsible or a lack of oral hygene. The "dookey toofus" is of course a term in the professional cosmetic dental lexicon. I would not expect most neophites to be familar with the term.

Dookey Toofus is a very prominent problem among individuals possessing a significant amount of "mulletude." The condition is very visible with the Trash Mullet, Camero Mullet, or Mini-Truck Mullet. Research has not shown a connection between those with whore house cuts (business in the front - party in the back) or Kentucky Waterfall billowing plumage. Specimines can typically be found at Wallmarts, Tractor Pulls, Monster Truck Rallies, Porn Shops, and Bail Bond Finance.



The above is a prime example of one with serious mulletude as well as dookey toofus. Coincidence may be, may be not? However, please be warned approaching a Trash, Camero, or Mini-Truck Mullet is NOT ADVISED particularly if the individual is under the influence of a foreign substance or in his native environment.