[12 piece bucket]

I'm proud of you, bloke.

Were you wearing the same plaid pair of trousers with braces, matching pullover, and pink plimsolls? I bet you needed to change your nappy on hole #17. And, I thought you were mucking around the whole time in Mississippi. I hope the win scored some major quid. I know you must have been knackered after your round.

Maybe the Florida Open, next year?

P.S. All bold is in English-English, not American-English.

I think all them words turned up on the last Tube Sock or Tupac CD too.

Actually you may have violated several of the forum rules on decorum with that post.