[birdie_man]

nuke99,

My advice to train a champion golfer and all around tough master champion of life:

-Spay or neuter future champion immediately. (ensure that sperm/egg samples are retrieved beforehand for future champion offspring breeding)

-Put future champion in cage with putter, putting green, driver, driving net, glass (for eating)...and perhaps water dish inside even if future champion holds stomach and complains of "pains"...

...or has weak throat strength and needs to wash glass down into stomach. (medium quailty water only)

-For increased tolerance to conditions, place cage on concrete floor (NO carpet) in dimly lit room and vary room temperature from very cold for Britsh Open training.....to very hot for 2015 Mars Open as I predict. (heat also helps to keep weight down)

-Posters of great golfers and also of wild animals eating other animals must be attached to cage bars.

-Audio recording of Michelle Wie (or other nemesis) plays every time cage bars are touched and electric shock is administered. (good for hatred building)

-Alternate playing Prism and Jefferson Starship (not Airplane)...for building of champion pain tolerance and lack of sleep tolerance.

-No clothing allowed. (when visitors are present around cage, simulates playing in front of audience)

-Golf Channel playing all the time in the backgr.....

Wait....

-No Golf Channel ever.

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-Ensure lots of glass is eaten. (3 square meals) If not, then persuasion tactics (name calling and whip) must be administered.

-After glass consumption: multivitamin and essential fish oil consumption....and medicine ball exercizes. (dropping on stomach from cage height)

-Chinup bar (featuring electrical current) with water bottle of life fluid dangling above it. (contains higher quality water- only moderate in brownness colour)

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Implement this success plan today.

Every day wasted living a dainty life is a day closer to mediocrity.