When's the last time you got into a fight?

[12 piece bucket]

Me. 6th grade. David Dill(weed).

In gym class. Bucket laughing at the wrong thing at the wrong time. Dill slapped Bucket. 3X's. Bucket dots eyeballs. Coach Holt mad at Bucket. Bucket come to skool next day. Dill(weed)don't. Bucket win. Don't fight no more.

Bucket luva not fighta. No more fight. No more pain. Bucket run and hide.

[cometgolfer]

Bucket,

I wrestled with my golf swing all last weekend. It won.
And then my putter jumped in and kicked my a$$ for good measure.

CG

[mrodock]

That haircut is. . .

Heck, I'm speechless.

[dcg1952]

Last fight?? In college during a water polo match. Guarding a guy, his back to me, who suddenly sweeps around and plants his left elbow in my head while taking a shot. I quickly responded by grabbing his cap with my left hand and planting my right fist in his face. A little wrestling match ensued as we exchanged pleasant thoughts and then we were separated---and ejected. It's been 33 years and I STILL would like to clock that bastard again. Think I hold grudges?? Damn right! And I was having a great morning until you brought this subject up Colonel. Now it has rekindled decades-old anger and I'm ready to punch a wall. Looks like a crappy morning ahead. This is all your fault. #$@^%&$#@ Dr Dave

[EdZ]

Last fight?? In college during a water polo match. Guarding a guy, his back to me, who suddenly sweeps around and plants his left elbow in my head while taking a shot. I quickly responded by grabbing his cap with my left hand and planting my right fist in his face. A little wrestling match ensued as we exchanged pleasant thoughts and then we were separated---and ejected. It's been 33 years and I STILL would like to clock that bastard again. Think I hold grudges?? Damn right! And I was having a great morning until you brought this subject up Colonel. Now it has rekindled decades-old anger and I'm ready to punch a wall. Looks like a crappy morning ahead. This is all your fault. #$@^%&$#@ Dr Dave

"Serenity now"..... "serenity now".....

[dcg1952]

"Hoochie Mama!!"

[Bagger Lance]

It's been 33 years and I STILL would like to clock that bastard again. Think I hold grudges?? Damn right! And I was having a great morning until you brought this subject up Colonel. Now it has rekindled decades-old anger and I'm ready to punch a wall. Looks like a crappy morning ahead. This is all your fault. #$@^%&$#@ Dr Dave

Doc,

Please tell me you aren't cut'in on anyone today

Please take the day off and go to the spa.

Thanks,

Bagger

[birdie_man]

Few years ago at a house party.....my buddy was already into it with two guys who weren't welcome and wouldn't leave............so then the 4TH man comes in, punches my friend......I was the 5TH man in.....we cleaned house baby. Still has a few "ketchup stains" on the carpet.

[12 piece bucket]

Last fight?? In college during a water polo match. Guarding a guy, his back to me, who suddenly sweeps around and plants his left elbow in my head while taking a shot. I quickly responded by grabbing his cap with my left hand and planting my right fist in his face. A little wrestling match ensued as we exchanged pleasant thoughts and then we were separated---and ejected. It's been 33 years and I STILL would like to clock that bastard again. Think I hold grudges?? Damn right! And I was having a great morning until you brought this subject up Colonel. Now it has rekindled decades-old anger and I'm ready to punch a wall. Looks like a crappy morning ahead. This is all your fault. #$@^%&$#@ Dr Dave

How big a boy are you? Looks like Bucket's gonna have to come out of retirement and kick your . . .

Dr. Dave . . . you boys were scrappin' in the water? Cool!

[12 piece bucket]

Doc,

Please tell me you aren't cut'in on anyone today

Please take the day off and go to the spa.

Thanks,

Bagger

What's a spa? Is that like a hoochie house?