Caddyshack quotes...

[6bmike]

finish? Let me start it:

http://www.greenapple.com/~andyshupe...dalai_lama.mov

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

And, another fave:

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. Here, I've got pounds of this.

Not so much the quote but the look on his face.

[annikan skywalker]

I always a watned to be golf club!!!


What's hat sign say...No barefeet...

What's THAT sign say...No fighting....

You owe me one gumball machine...

[brianmanzella]

“I like you, Betty.”

“You're a little monkey woman.
You're lean and you're mean and you're not
too far between either...”

“Big hitter, the Lama. Long!”

“So I've got that going for me...
which is nice.”

“How do you measure yourself
with other golfers? By height.”

“Don't sell yourself short, Judge.
You're a tremendous slouch.”

“It looks good on you, though.”

“You must have been something
before electricity.”

“You want to tie me up
with some of your ties...Ty?”

“…He was night-putting.
Just putting at night...”

“Your uncle molests collies.”

“Will you come and loofah
my stretch marks?”

“…He's a Cinderella boy. Tears in his eyes, I guess,
as he lines up this last shot. He's got about 200 yards left, and...looks like he's got an eight iron.This crowd has gone deadly silent. Cinderella story. Out of nowhere. A former greenskeeper now about
to become the Master's champion.

It's in the hole!”

“I don't think the heavy stuff
will come down for a while.”

“How about a Fresca?”

“I thought you'd be the man to beat this year.

Guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself.”

“I don't play golf for money...
against people.”

“People don't say that about you,as far as you know.”

“This is a hybrid.
This is a cross of bluegrass...

...Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bench...

...and northern California sinsemilla.

The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 18 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned at night on this stuff.”

“Do you have a pool?

A pool and a pond.
A pond would be good for you.”

“Keep it fair, keep it fair.”

“Don't worry. It's good luck…In Haiti!”

“See your future. Be...be your future.”

“Hey, everybody!
We're all going to get laid!”

[6bmike]

We've been googled.


No I just said that tonight.


footnote:

In Reel Life: Carl tells a caddie that he once carried clubs for the Dalai Lama in Tibet. "So I jump ship in Hong Kong ...


In Real Life: The Dalai Lama's not a golfer. But when the Tibetan leader visited the United States last year, Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura asked him if he'd ever seen "Caddyshack." He told Ventura he hadn't seen the movie. But, Ventura said, "Before he [the Dalai Lama] left, he looked at me and said, 'Gunga, gunga la-gunga'."

[Mathew]

I know this might be bad but I didn't really like caddyshack.

The only line I can remember was "be the ball danny"...lol

[Clay Huestis]

"Me winning isn't...you do!"

[efnef]

Fifty bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose.

[bambam]

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife.

I have to laugh, because I've outsmarted even myself. My enemy, my foe, is an animal. In order to conquer the animal, I have to learn to think like an animal. And, whenever possible, to look like one. I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.