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Old 01-26-2006, 07:16 PM
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Let the games begin......

Hitter's can cheat...using the right forearm angle of approach and tracing that plane line where ever they want....Cheaters the whole slew of them...especially that YodasLuke cat ....We swingers need to play by faith...child like faith in the orbit of the clubhead...."Faith in the Circle"....trust in that Arc of Approach and Aim that circle to the straight plane line.....

Swinger's are the "aerial assault....fighter pilots".....Hitters are "armored artillery...tanks"


You hitters are always just blowing up the damn plane line... you are Not the green superintendent's best friend......


Hope you guys that don't know me ..know "I'm dragging your rope handle"

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Old 01-26-2006, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by annikan skywalker
Let the games begin......

Swinger's are the "aerial assault....fighter pilots".....Hitters are "armored artillery...tanks"
Hitters are the 12 cylinder, blown injection, nitro burning quarter-mile muscle car.
Swingers are the 6 cylinder, dual turbo, balanced suspension, 200MPH formula track racer.

Give me the word and we'll turn this into it's own thread.

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Old 01-26-2006, 09:22 PM
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Hitters are the 12 cylinder, blown injection, nitro burning quarter-mile muscle car.
Swingers are the 6 cylinder, dual turbo, balanced suspension, 200MPH formula track racer.

Give me the word and we'll turn this into it's own thread.

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Old 01-26-2006, 11:31 PM
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Yeah..let's make it a thread..I really want to get get into one of those heated battles over the hitting versus swinging....you know.."US versus Them" kinda gigs.....Bucket where the hell are you?..hidin behind your Col. Sanders beard....
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Originally Posted by annikan skywalker
My 21 year old daughter ....

Change 21 year old to 21 month old and it sounds as impressive as it actually is.

Sorting Through the Golf Nut's Catalogue.

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Old 01-27-2006, 12:56 AM
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Yeah..let's make it a thread..I really want to get get into one of those heated battles over the hitting versus swinging....you know.."US versus Them" kinda gigs.....Bucket where the hell are you?..hidin behind your Col. Sanders beard....
You want one of them Hatfield and McCoy type things? I'm not even sure if I'm with the Crips or the Bloods. I reckon I could choose a side.
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Old 01-27-2006, 01:07 AM
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original or extra crispy?
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Old 01-27-2006, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by annikan skywalker
Yeah..let's make it a thread..I really want to get get into one of those heated battles over the hitting versus swinging....you know.."US versus Them" kinda gigs.....Bucket where the hell are you?..hidin behind your Col. Sanders beard....
Be careful about that for which you wish. We hitters are a different breed. Some right triceps driving against the #1 pressure point has been known to drop a swinger in his tracks. You guys don't want to deal with all the facial, reconstructive surgery.

The fight wouldn't be fair. You get Corey Pavin, we get Craig Stadler. You get Sergio Garcia, we get Tom Lehman. Are you starting to get the picture? The only saving grace is the 90% swingers versus the 10% hitters. I guess those stats would at least give you guys a fighting chance.

P.S. I'm taking Col. Sanders on my team. He can "git ur dun"!
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Old 01-27-2006, 11:24 AM
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We got the Big easy and the Elk....our boys look good doin it with no effort at all..you guys are "lunging all over the place"...!!!!!!


BTW with that much effort...looks like one would get tired off pushing turf all over the place.......Do you'all get tired after a bucket or two?


Our research at Campbell Universtiy reveals that based on a Sample of 105 PGM golfer's it's very close to a 50-50 split...but you're right 90% of what is taught is swinging....so yes we swinger still dominate the industry..because a lot people want to look like they can play...so they imitate our swings when they try to hit their ball...that's the problem you see...Look like...play like...


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Old 01-27-2006, 11:52 AM
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