Wouldn’t it be nice if we were younger when we stumbled on to TGM, and
Wouldn’t it be nice to score much lower, on the kind of course that plays real long.
Homer’s gonna make it so much better, when we can own our swings in any weather.
Wouldn’t it be nice it we could wake up knowing we can play good every day, and
after have to play all day wherever, making pars and birdies all day through.
What happy times would we be spending? We’d wish that every round was never ending.
Oh wouldn’t it be nice.
Maybe if we think and read and post, it may come true, only then, there wouldn’t be a
single stroke we couldn’t do. We would be better, and then we’d be happy.
Oh wouldn’t it be nice.
You know it seems the more we talk about it, it only makes it worse to live without it.
But, let’s talk about it.
Wouldn’t it be nice.
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A mile from the place that golf calls home