Golf Terms and Caddy Speak

[Yoda]

Your golf buddy is standing on tee, thinking of what to hit. Looks at his bag and down the fairway, considering his options. Then you say:

- I think its time to feed the dog.

Which means "hit driver".

Luv it.

We should start a thread on these seemingly off-hand comments which, as we know, are always readily available, needing only circumstance to bring them to our lips.

My entry:

After finally getting the honors from a hard-playing opponent:

"You were a hard dog to get off the porch!"

In team play, modify the comment as follows:

"You guys were hard dogs to get off the porch!"

Works best with a big smile as you assume your rightful place on the tee box.