[Yoda]

You know you are a machine head when:

-- You see nothing abnormal about having a mop outside your patio door and a tire, an impact bag, a sand iron and a weighted club at your garage door.

-- You can't pass the mop aisle at Kroger without testing the new models.

-- You have totally lost the ability to discriminate between people 'listening' and people 'staring'.

-- You wonder what Homer meant by the word 'is'.

-- You have your LBG member name embroidered on your golf bag.