[12 piece bucket]

I've been laughing outloud . . . my Wife looks at me like I'm a nut.

Hmmmmmm . . . a grown man laughing randomly out loud at a computer screen . . .are you doing any random rocking as well? Sounds like Mrs. Daryl could be accurate in her diagnosis. The slope is slippery . . . and leads to great wailing and nashing of teeth.

If a mid-70's vintage van shows up at your home air brushed with Barney riding a unicorn with Elvis in the distant background holding hands with a scantily clad mermaid with abnormally large cannolli's riding a chariot of fire with bumper sticker that says "yeah that's right I picked it . . . and I'm going to eat it too."

I would strongly suggest not opening the door if the gentleman knocks . . . it's probably a CERTAIN member of our forum that has been attempting to "stay away" . . . but is having serious emotional problems and internal strife (ironically that begin with the symptoms you happen to be experiencing as well).

Stop the snowball from rolling while you still can. If you can't get help here . . .get help somewhere.